Rail fail

Despite what I said in my last post, I'm not blogging on the train. so where am I? It's cold, I'm eating sugar-coated white chocolate for dinner and I'm stuck here for an hour and a half. Why yes, I'm in Aberdeen train station because my train from dundee arrived about half an hour later than it was supposed to. Fantastic.

I'd say I'm taking the situation pretty well, a guy who was sitting behind be keeps swearing and shouting. We get it, you're angry about not getting to elgin by 8pm but please, pipe the fuck down. I was going to sit somewhere else in the station, next to the praying guy by the spilled coffee, then I realised that it it wasn't coffee, it was sick - and it was still dripping out of his mouth. I don't think he was praying either.

This train station's full of weirdos. I know I'm one of them - 'that curly haired freak in a striped shirt who's barely looked up from his phone - but I shouldn't be here, I should be on the train to Elgin.

Yeah, that's right. Elgin, I'm going to be on the same train and stop as the shouty, sweary guy. I'll probably have to sit next to him too while he loudly swears into the side of my head. prick.

Oh well, that killed half an hour.

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There's probably going to be loads of spelling mistakes. There's something for you to look forward to.

I really don't have time to blog right now

But if I did, this would be a fucking mind-blowing post. Believe me.

Time to Flog Some Blog

And by "flog", I mean "blog". It's time to blog some blog. I'm gonna blog the blog outta this blog - it'll be so bloggy blogiful that blogspot will have to blog about blogging in ... well in blog.

That paragraph could've ended better. Could've started better too. The middle section was shit. It's basically a bad paragraph. My next paragraph'll be better. Much better than this one. It won't just be me apologising for earlier parts of the post. It'll be ground breaking. It'll be life changing. It'll be about how I'm watching 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

So anyway, I'm watching 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' (told you I'd mention it - this paragraph's already great). I've never seen it before, is it good? Don't tell me. I'm watching it now. I'll find out soon enough. Just like when I found out how to catch Mew in the original pokemon games. How am I watching 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'? I can only get 5 channels on my TV - none of which are showing the film. Well I'm not actually in Dundee... That's right, I'm in the thriving metropolis that is ROTHES. There's not a lot to do around here but my parents have sky+ and I've been watching the shit outta it.

Oh, it finished. Well that was a good film. thanks for not spoiling it in the previous (and might I say; fantastic) paragraph. And speaking of finishing, this blog post has just finished. Blog you for reading.

As Seen On TV - The Exciting Conclusion of my previous post (As Not Seen On TV)

Well as it turns out, The TV did go to my neighbours and my parents got it when they got home. But then there came the dilemma of getting it down here (well actually I'm in Rothes right now but let's just pretend that I'm in Dundee). DHL - who'd delivered it in the first place claim that they don't deliver TVs bigger than 32" - mine's 37". I ended up getting it delivered from City Link - "Next day delivery". They picked it up on Thursday and delivered it on Monday. Aye, good ane City Link, the bastards charged £40 for it as well. Pricks.

The TV's fucking great. I finally get to live the dream of having a massive TV in my bedroom. Though the batteries that came with the remote control were flat. Boo.

As not seen on TV

Look at this, great value isn't it?
It was actually even cheaper when I ordered it the other week. It was the first thing I bought from ebay since Pokemon Blue a couple of summers ago... when I was still living at my parents' house. No, I hadn't changed my delivery address since then... And I was quite drunk so I didn't think to check the address when I was ordering it.

So what? My parents will get it.

They're on holiday.

Yeah. Shit.

Hopefully a neighbour has it or something. My parents get back on the 10th so I'll find out what happens then.



In other news, I got a new computer.

Look at that sexy fucking monitor...

21 In 5(58) days

Yup - In 5 days, I'll be 21. I'm gonna get absolutely fucked. Possibly in a suit. Maybe not. But one thing's for sure. It'll be my birthday. Take that society! You Nazis!

Maybe when I'm 21, I'll stop calling people who aren't actually Nazis; Nazis. Probably not. I like calling people Nazis. You Nazi!

On the subject of fascism, leggat-meow.com still hasn't got anything on it. Leggat tells me he's doing stuff but... well... chop chop Leggat. Chop chop.

So yeah, drinking on Monday and Leggat's blog. That's basically what this post's been about. There's 5 minutes you'll never see again.