Ho ho ho-ly shit it's nearly Christmas!

Less that 2 weeks 'till Christmas and I've bought like no presents. I got * **** ***** ****** for ******* and some other stuff for ***** ******. But that's about it. GOOD JOB I LIVE IN THE CITY CENTRE! I can't move for all the shops. Well I can but I usually just move into another shop - usually Debanhams. Google Chrome's spell checker lists "Debanhams" as a spelling error, it offers Clydebank as a possible correction. Stupid internet...

As I type this, I'm watching the snooker semi-final match. O'Sullivan versus Higgans. It's exciting. O'Sullivan just had one of those "ohhh-ahhh" type moments. But then he had a brilliant fluke and potted the yellow.

oooh, Higgans just had a massive miss.

Anyway, I leave you with this piece of brillience.

Enjoy...

That post that I said I'd do today...

My nail-clippers are in Dundee.
Unfortunately, I am not.
I hate typing with long finger nails. It just feels wrong. But hey! You haven't come onto my blog to hear about my poor self-grooming - that's probably something people say - you're here to... uh, um I, I, I'm not sure why you're here. I don't even know why I'm here - story of my life.

The next part of this post can be found on my new games-related blog; Gamer-soup

Anyway, enough of that shameless plug.

Debenhams, Debenhams, Debenhams, actors, Debenhams; it's fucking massive. There's a Game in it. That's a shop within a shop within a shopping centre! And to top it all off, I think my gay flatmate Johnny might fancy me, the other day I caught him sniffing a pair of