The female post

Stacey said that I should add a feminine touch to my blog so yeah... tampons, barbies, pink things!!!



BRAS!!!!


scented candles, perfume, jewelry, bubble baths!!!!!!














Vaginas

lol, A girl hurt billy's leg

and that's why he's not updated his blog


lol

Happy Days in Dundee

I was just looking at the Abertay students website (as you do) today... or was it yesterday - I'm not sure. But I was looking at it and my eye drifted to the "Latest News" section. I assumed that this would be news about the going ons within the university community - how wrong I was...




Quite fucking grim for a light-hearted, student-oriented website though still, it is Dundee.

I haven't posted in a couple of days...

I blame Billy. He was all like "you're blog's not very deep" "It's just a picture of a bra" and I was all like "fuck you you gypsy, nazi cunt!"


He backed away and I won...


and that's why I don't like old people.

...Or Jesus birds

I have a problem

it's not a simple and easy to solve problem either, it's fucking serious.

I mean see if I'm in a mid-latitude climate - and it's like autumn... I might find that hard to appreciate!

what can I possibly do to appreciate autumn int a mid-latitude climate!?!?!?

If only there was some website I could go to to find out...


hey... what's this?

http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-Autumn-in-a-Mid-Latitude-Climate


Finally, all my problems solved





BRA-TASTIC

Billy said that I should write longer blogs

...

HEY! UNION! WHERE'S YOUR MAYONNAISE!?!?!?!??

in my fridge



I'm gonna have me some tuna


and maybe some retarded looking 'survivor bear'