"Time you got a watch"

After all those months of having to use my phone and/or friends to tell the time, I've now got a watch. Happy days! Why did I get a new watch? Because it's my 20th birthday! Yeah, happy birthday to me. I also got an Xbox and Resident Evil 5 - not that you care. Maybe you did... did you? oh? no. :(

I'm planning on writiing an old style blog post, like the ones I used to do a couple of years ago


I even went to Tesco Extra.

Spam Gets Scary

Now I've got a lot of unread e-mails (5208 to be precise) but that's because I can usually tell from the subject that it's not worth reading (why don't I delete them? I have better things to do with my time). Recently though, a couple of emails have have gotten my attention through pure fear. I got an e-mail from "HM Prison Service" with the subject "We're all ears". I was terrified. Had I done something illegal. Are they questioning me about a murder or something via e-mail? No as it turns out, they want me to do a survey about prisons ...as if I'd know anything about that.

I also had an e-mail the other day with the subject "No Laughing Matter" I was horrified until I found out it was about a sale at Visaprint. Vistaprint by the way, take up a fair amount of the spam in my mail box. Those bastards.

Truly, the internet has made the world a terrible place to live.

My Last Week as a Teenager

I'm going to be 20 in a week. That's just 10 years less than 30! And THAT'S JUST 10 YEARS LESS THAN 40!!!!

Clearly, the end (of my time as a teenager) is neigh

Channel 4's on right now

I saw a bit of hollyoaks for the first time in ages. turns out there's a hot lesbian in it now. That's a pleasant surprise. Also someone in this year's Big Brother is called 'half-wit'. Now there's someone that the average big brother viewer should be able to relate to.

Leggat and I are planning on pretending to be lecturers at Dundee College.

A guy on the channel 4 news is talking about swine flu. He says although it's spreading slowly at the moment, it'll probably going to "really kick-off" (his words, not mine) in autumn. I can't wait.

There was also something about a car bomb so here's a picture of bomberman.



In other news, there's a new episode of That Mitchell and Webb Look tonigt

"What's your name"

"I don't know, no one's told me yet"


oh Calum...

You silly Nazis you!

So the BNP got a couple of seats in europe or something. I'm still not certain what that means but I've got the feeling that it's not a good thing because seats mean power (I assume) and the BNP are Nazis. I was at a socialist thing last week. Tommy Sheridan was there. What a guy. He really doesn't like the BNP so neither do I!

Now a lot of people will say things like "Martin you lazy cunt, how can you complain about politics if you can't even be bothered voting" Fuck you, I still pay VAT on things that I buy, I can complain as much as I want (by the way, good luck to Leggat at his guitar hero tournement thing on Wednesday). If I voted, the BNP would still have gotten those chairs so it doesn't even matter!

yay for google

^look at today's google logo. How cool is that?!?!?!?

"ONE MORE THING!"

So I'm just sitting here with Calum (That's what I call Johnny V now). We're watching Jackie Chan Adventures on You tube. The character's much younger than Jackie himself. It's quite funny. His uncle did some magic trick thing OVER THE PHONE. The cartoon actually has fuck all to do with Jackie Chan, but he randomly appears in the opening titles.

I've ran out of things to say so I'm going to search my computer for a picture...


It's a banana and it's just peeled the skin off of a human - TAKE THAT HUMANITY!