I was listening to music on Spotify (because I'm hip and modern like that) when an advert came on about registering to vote. I thought to my self - yeah, I'll register, that'll teach those damn ignorant, right-wing, liberal, commie Nazis!
As it turns out the website is shit. It asked for my address and then went to the next page... or so I had thought. It just refreshed the fucking page.
Another loss for democracy. Way to fucking go Trotsky, you mustache wearing bastard.
Actually, did Trotsky have a mustache? I think he did. Everyone had mustaches back in those days...