beart heat

Leggat's away home, Sam's away home and Johnny's... I don't know where Johnny is.

An advert on TV just asked me; "imagine if clothes were made of flowers" WTF!?!?

I'm watching Heartbeat. That's what my life has come to. Someone on it just shouted "Bill!". It was like the best thing ever! Last time I watched it, there was a Beatles song, I'm hoping a Kinks song comes on. Of course a program like heartbead would require quite a special sponsor. Macdonalds? Tesco? No, it's sponsored by Yorkshire. Yeah, the county. Fuck businesses, Heartbeat is spnsored by Yorkshire.

I can't wait 'till Leggat gets back so we can get drunk and view office spaces.

Oh Boy...

An advert with children dancing and a strong emphasis on "touch" - topped off with Michael Jackson singing.


I'm saying nothing