I Am The 1337 Rower

The other day I went to the gym with Leggat - not in the gay way - and I decided to have a go on the rowing machine. I got to 558 metres then took a drink of water - well I had just ran for 5.58 miles or kilometres or something so I was kinda thirsty. Anyway, after my mouthful of water I got back to my rowing and then stopped again at exactly 1337 metres. Oh yeah. I'm that fucking cool