Martin's Messed Up Dreams Vol 4 - Gordon Ramsay's New World Order

In one of the dreams I had last night, Gordon Ramsay had created some sort of new world order in which he got rid of everything he didn't see fit. One of those things was a Vauxhall Corsa. That's right, Gordon Ramsay doesn't like Corsas!

Gordon Ramsay doesn't write newspapers - but if he did, they'd be better than the fucking Sun

I saw the cover of today's (or yesterday's as the case my be) Sun. It was about Chris Moyles being axed as the Radio 1 breakfast show presenter. According the BBC - that's bullshit. If so, it's not the worst piece of bullshit to come from the sun in the last few days, this was much worse.

I bet if Gordon 'The God' Ramsay caught cervical cancer, The Sun would be kissing his ass. He'd probably still tell them to go fuck themselves though because he's THAT COOL.

Even Google agrees with me about the sun being shit.