Damn...

I should really start proof-reading my posts on here. My last entry's full of mistakes, it's ridiculous.

Stupid reading.

Mr. Healthy

So I've been getting into hoummous, houmous and rice cakes. So much healthier than a bag of crisps or a tablespoon of lard. Yet just as filling. And I'm eating banana on toast right now - on white toast of course, I've gone healthy, not mental.

I've also just started taking up running, which is why my legs hurt and I walk around like Bambi (or someone with serable polsi). Last night was my second run across the Tay and it was so much easier than the first the night before. Maybe it was because I'd already done it or because I hadn't eaten a bag of onion rings before hand, but I'm hoping my third run across the Tay will be a piece of piss.

I've finally put it on You-tube...

That's right, Billy gets bum faced and Leggat gets naked, happy times

Vote Nick Clegg

I was listening to music on Spotify (because I'm hip and modern like that) when an advert came on about registering to vote. I thought to my self - yeah, I'll register, that'll teach those damn ignorant, right-wing, liberal, commie Nazis!

As it turns out the website is shit. It asked for my address and then went to the next page... or so I had thought. It just refreshed the fucking page.


Another loss for democracy. Way to fucking go Trotsky, you mustache wearing bastard.


Actually, did Trotsky have a mustache? I think he did. Everyone had mustaches back in those days...

Finally saw Casino Royale...

It was quite good.

Though if I'm feeling pedantic (and I am) I can think of a few things that are just pure wrong.


My first point, and this is a biggie... FELIX LIGHTER'S NOT BLACK!

And Miss Money Penny's not male.

The film's based when James Bond first gets his licence to kill so it's a prequel to Dr No and the rest of the films(I'm just talking about the films in this blog, not the books). Since James Bond meets Felix Lighter in Dr No without knowing him, they couldn't have met in Casino Royal.

Not to mention, James doesn't get his Trademark Walther PPK(as originally used by THE NAZIS)until Dr No, before then, he'd been using his much loved Beretta for around a decade.

Also at one point it's said that James went to Oxford. Anyone who's seen You Only Live Twice can tell you that he got a first in oriental languages from Cambridge.

But overall, good film. There were a couple of George Lazenbyish moments towards the end and the Parkour bomb maker at the start seemed like they were just jumping on the free running band-wagon But there were some nice bits.

New posts coming soon...

I assure you I'll be posting more amazing things on here, I've just been swamped lately. Bloody work, bloody uni, bloody I bought a new record player today. As you may remember, my old one broke over a year ago when I was writing this post so I've been waiting ages to hear some vinyl again.

While I spent my hard earned cash on a record player, Leggat bought something else...

http://www.leggatmeow.com

It's not much yet, but keep checking there. Fucking bookmark it. That place is gonna be fucking huge. Also, he might post there more than 6 times a year.

Licence to kill... time watching videos.

I was at the red cross shop the other week. Not the conveniently close one I volunteer at but the smaller one that's like 558 miles up Perth road. Anyway, the other week I went on a like 50 hour walk up Perth road to the red cross shop that's there. It was pound day. All items of clothing cost £1. I got an unused, £65 shirt FOR A POUND. Yeah, I'm proud of that one. I also got a 2010 calender (about fucking time). It had cats on it. The most exciting thing I bought however was a box set of the first 18 James Bond films on VHS. I'm onto licence to kill. That's number 16 btw. I also got a job. Same day in fact. By the end of the month, I'll have money. Money. Money! I'm finally going to be able to replace my record player that broke OVER A YEAR AGO. How I've lasted a year without that sweet vinyl crackle is beyond me. I'll probably by more rum too. Lots of rum.